Ok, so you don’t want to walk. But, you do want to raise money for RBARI.

Well, you too can ask people to sponsor you . . . . for not walking. Just click on “Sponsor RBARI dog” when you’re asked . . . and then make your own fundraising page.

Here are some fine poems to put on your “these shoes weren’t made for walkin’ ” page –

I'd like to walk and help the pets

but I don't look too good in sweats –

won't you sponsor me for $____

I have bad knees, pollen makes me sneeze

so sponsor me so I can sit on the grass and just wheeze $_____

I'd love to chat,

but I'm helping some cat –

who really needs help

after the dogs start to yelp.

Sponsor all of us at $_____

Don’t like those? Make up your own poetry. Go ahead! Raise money for the animals.